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So long, and thanks for all the dicks.

Follow me, so far, on Reddit and Twitter with the same username.
I would have said “vexed” but yeah.

I would have said “vexed” but yeah.

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tami-taylors-hair:
“ venusianhag:
“my eyes have been streaming blood since i saw this quote last night
”
Imagine saying this without a hint of irony. Imagine being that dense and evil.
”
Imagine not understanding why so many businesses (especially...

tami-taylors-hair:

venusianhag:

my eyes have been streaming blood since i saw this quote last night

Imagine saying this without a hint of irony. Imagine being that dense and evil.

Imagine not understanding why so many businesses (especially airlines) fail and your job is to literally analyze businesses.

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

salazar-slanderin:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

off to therapy, you guys want anything?

For you to feel secure in your mental health, and if not secure at least hopeful and confident that you’re making the right decisions for yourself.

I’m in fucking tears thanks mate

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Your fave is problematic.

Siracha sauce is Thai but invented in America by a Vietnamese man. 🌶

fruiteatingwhore:

not to flex but i never saw la la land

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meanplastic:

so apparently sleeping doesn’t make your problems go away. I woke up and everything still sucked. shocked and upset

This is why I never sleep.

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carlitos-guey:

derrieresandcankles:

youreyesblazeout:

kittygory:

worldcircus:

Kind of gives you chills .

Good Lord, how delicious! I wanna do that! The next time I’m in a cathedral, I’m doing it. 

As she stood inside an ancient and empty church in Montefrío, Spain, Malinda Kathleen Reese belted out one of the best Christmas carols of all time-“O Come, O Come Emmanuel” and the end result was just heavenly.

I’m obsessed with this because A. Victorian Christmas Carols B. European Cathedrals C. It’s gorgeous and fuckin choristers are my favorite

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